Breaking News: Taylor Swift Fans Think She Confirmed Joe Alwyn Cheated on ‘The Tortured Poets Department’

Taylor Swift has finally dropped The Tortured Poets Department, following weeks of toying with our emotions and dropping mysterious hint after mysterious hint.

Now that the songs we were expecting and the surprise extra songs on the “Anthology” version of the album have dropped, of course it’s now time for the analyzing and the conspiracy theorizing to begin re: all the lyrics on the album.

I would like to take this moment to caveat that nobody has confirmed this to be true, and that we’re all just working with the hints we have—meaning any conclusions you come to should be taken with a grain of salt.

The rest of the song sounds like it could be referring to Swift’s brief situationship with Matty Healy after the breakup, but other words in the song, such as “your wife waters flowers,” don’t really make sense in reference to Healy. It’s important to note here that Swift’s lyrics are usually focused on storytelling, and don’t necessarily outline exact events that have transpired in her life.